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I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.
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The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke.
Sleeping in his car was never the plan but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. This had been his life for the last three months and he was just beginning to get used to it. He didn’t actually enjoy it, but he had accepted it and come to terms with it. Or at least he thought he had. All that changed when he put the key into the ignition, turned it and the engine didn’t make a sound.
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copy: Sleeping in his car was never the plan but sometimes things don't work out as planned. This had been his life for the **last** three months and he was just beginning to get used to it. He didn't actually enjoy it, but he had accepted it and come to terms with it. Or at least he thought he had. All that changed when he put the key into the ignition, *turned* it and the engine didn't make a sound.
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They improved dramatically once the lead singer left.
The irony of the situation hadn’t escaped her. She had taken years to sculpt the perfect persona with the perfect look that she shared on Instagram. She knew her hundreds of thousands of followers envied that life she showed and stayed engaged with her because they wanted that life too. The truth was that she wanted the perfect life she portrayed more than any of her fans. The fact was that despite all the perfection she shared on social media, her life was actually more of a mess than most.
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I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.
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He liked to play with words in the bathtub.
He was aware there were numerous wonders of this world including the unexplained creations of humankind that showed the wonder of our ingenuity. There are huge heads on Easter Island. There are the Egyptian pyramids. There’s Stonehenge. But he now stood in front of a newly discovered monument that simply didn’t make any sense and he wondered how he was ever going to be able to explain it.
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copy: He was **aware** there were numerous wonders of this world **including** the unexplained creations of humankind that showed the wonder of our ingenuity. _There_ are huge heads on Easter Island. _There_ are the Egyptian pyramids. There’s Stonehenge. But he now _stood_ in front of a newly *discovered* monument that simply didn't make any sense and he *wondered* how he was ever going to be able to explain it.
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