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Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared.
Although Scott said it didn’t matter to him, he knew deep inside that it did. They had been friends as long as he could remember and not once had he had to protest that something Joe apologized for doing didn’t really matter. Scott stuck to his lie and insisted again and again that everything was fine as Joe continued to apologize. Scott already knew that despite his words accepting the apologies that their friendship would never be the same.
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copy: Although Scott said it didn't matter to him, he knew deep inside that it did. They had been friends as long as he could remember and not once had he had to protest that *something* Joe apologized for doing didn't really matter. Scott stuck to his lie and insisted again and again that everything was fine as Joe continued to apologize. Scott already knew that despite his words *accepting* the apologies that their friendship would never be the same.
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title: Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared.
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke.

I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.

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title: My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.