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I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.
He had three simple rules by which he lived. The first was to never eat blue food. There was nothing in nature that was edible that was blue. People often asked about blueberries, but everyone knows those are actually purple. He understood it was one of the stranger rules to live by, but it had served him well thus far in the 50+ years of his life.
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copy: He had three simple **rules** by which he lived. The first was to never eat blue food. There was nothing in nature that was edible that was blue. People often _asked_ about blueberries, but everyone knows those are actually purple. He _understood_ it was one of the stranger **rules** to live by, but it had served him well thus far in the 50+ years of his life.
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Abstraction is often one floor above you.
It’s not his fault. I know you’re going to want to, but you can’t blame him. He really has no idea how it happened. I kept trying to come up with excuses I could say to mom that would keep her calm when she found out what happened, but the more I tried, the more I could see none of them would work. He was going to get her wrath and there was nothing I could say to prevent it.
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copy: It's not his fault. I know you're going to want to, but you can't blame him. *He* **really** has no idea how it happened. I kept trying to come up with excuses I could *say* to mom that would keep her calm when she **found** out what happened, but the more I tried, the more I could see none of them would work. *He* was going to get her wrath and there was nothing I could *say* to prevent it.
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Shape of You
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