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copy: Patrick didn't want to go. The fact that she was insisting they must go made him want to go even less. _He_ had no **desire** to make small talk with strangers he would never **again** see just to be _polite._ But she insisted that *Patrick* go, and she would soon find out that this would be the biggest mistake she could make in their relationship.

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copy: I made myself a peanut butter sandwich as I didn't want to subsist on veggie crackers.

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copy: April seriously wondered about her *sleeping* partner choices. She looked at her bed and what a mess it had become. How did she get to the point in her life where she had two dogs, three cats, and a raccoon *sleeping* with her *every* night?

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title: Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession.