adviser application #

“I’ll have you know I’ve written over fifty novels”

“The external scars tell only part of the story.”

There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine.

While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam.

bowel houseplant negotiation autonomy plastic #

He ordered his regular breakfast. Two eggs sunnyside up, hash browns, and two strips of bacon. He continued to look at the menu wondering if this would be the day he added something new. This was also part of the routine. A few seconds of hesitation to see if something else would be added to the order before demuring and saying that would be all. It was the same exact meal that he had ordered every day for the past two years.

“My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.”

She didn’t like the food. She never did. She made the usual complaints and started the tantrum he knew was coming. But this time was different. Instead of trying to placate her and her unreasonable demands, he just stared at her and watched her meltdown without saying a word.

“I am happy to take your donation; any amount will be greatly appreciated.”