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title: Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico.

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copy: I recently discovered I could make fudge with just *chocolate* chips, sweetened condensed milk, vanilla extract, and a thick *pot* on slow heat. I tried it with dark *chocolate* chunks and I tried it with semi-sweet *chocolate* chips. It's better with both kinds. It comes out pretty bad with just the dark chocolate. The best add-ins are crushed almonds and marshmallows -- what you get from that is Rocky Road. It takes about twenty _minutes_ from start to fridge, and then it takes about six months to work **off** the twenty pounds you gain from eating it. **All** things in moderation, friends. **All** things in moderation.

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title: I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.

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copy: He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started.

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