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copy: Although Scott said it didn't matter to him, he knew deep inside that it did. They had been _friends_ as long as he could remember and not once had he had to protest that something _Joe_ apologized for doing didn't really **matter.** Scott stuck to his lie and insisted again and again that everything was fine as _Joe_ continued to **apologize.** Scott already knew that despite his words accepting the apologies that their friendship would never be the same.

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title: Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared.

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copy: He was aware there were numerous wonders of this world including the unexplained creations of humankind that showed the wonder of our ingenuity. *There* are huge heads on Easter Island. *There* are the Egyptian pyramids. There’s Stonehenge. But he now stood in front of a _newly_ discovered monument that simply didn't make any sense and he wondered how he was ever going to be able to explain it.

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title: I made myself a peanut butter sandwich as I didn't want to subsist on veggie crackers.